WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP FEEDING ME CHOCOLATE????I DON'T NEED IT!!!!!

Trish has decided that we are going to listen to the love song channel at work today.
GAG ME!!!

I watched the movie Gigli last night. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. I wish I looked like Jennifer Lopez....she is awesome, I love her, other than Jennifer Garner she is my favorite actress.
I also started packing last night. That IS as bad as I thought it would be. Don't get me wrong, I am so excited to be moving, but packing really, really sucks. I have too much stuff and my room is now a complete disaster area. I have unpacking to look forward to also. I AM SOOO EXCITED ABOUT THAT!

It's official....I am moving to Georgia!
I put my notice in at work, here in Michigan today....Friday will be my last day at work. I was really worried about quitting. Lori and Trish took it well, so I was worried about nothing. I am very excited, but scared. It is very big step for me to just up and quit my job and move away. Wish me luck!!

So my mom tells my dad......
that I have something to tell him. He says and I quote "Is she pregnant?"
Cracks me up!!! That is not the case, I am moving....a much better alternative.

I'm sick of my married friend and my attached friends trying to tell me who I should go out with. Enough with the damn ideas. Not a single guy from around here is worth my time. They are all losers. Not all but most. I have met all the losers haven't met any of the good ones yet. Slim pickin' in these here parts.

Update on the sleazy guy at work.
He got fired on Monday. Didn't really bother me. I won't really miss my space being invaded and the feeling of being hit on by some jackass married jerk. The rumor is he got fired because he closed down the dealership at 2:00pm on Saturday and we are open til 3:00pm. Oh well, I am actually happy he is gone. Bye bye sleazeball!!

My life is boring and I'm gaining weight. I've been in a pretty bad funk lately. I should be happy, it is the Christmas season, but no such luck.....I'm still cranky. The deadline to pay for my classes at Delta was today at 7pm. My voucher from General Motors hasn't arrived in the mail....so that means no school for Shelley next semester, yup I pretty much feel like a loser about that. Sorry I am so depressing, it has kind of been a shitty day. I did go shopping though and spent lots of money, although I didn't buy a damn thing for myself today. I am actually proud of that fact. I do have one more person to buy for: Jennifer. It was hard enough finding her a graduation gift, now I have to figure out a Christmas present. I think I'm going to get her a gift card for PetSmart. She is a dog lover, so I'm pretty sure she'd like it.

HI!
I feel fat today.

I went to a graduation ceremony today......
One of my best friends, Jennifer gradutated from Northwood University today. I am soooo proud of her. It made me think about how I want to graduate from college. Which will probably take me forever, because I spend money on stupid things instead of saving it so I can pay for college. I love to spend money on things I don't need. This is a serious problem.

I have decided to stay in again tonight. I am not very much fun lately. I think I just need a break from the bar.

We have this sleazy guy here at work....the Finance guy I will call him. He's always hitting on me and when ever he talks to me he has to touch my shoulder or back. He is really getting on my nerves. He is a sleaze ball anyway, he's cheating on his wife with some 20 year old little Frankenmuth slut. It is disgusting, why is the world this way? Can anyone answer that?

Heidi aren't your proud of me?? I'm posting finally!
So not much going on today....yesterday was the match.com incident. I had posted a profile on match.com and one of my male co-workers found it. Not just any male co-worker, one I have had a fling with. Of all people he had to find it and blab to everyone at work about it. So after I had come into work Wednesday after being out sick on Tuesday I realized I was in for it. I was pretty much teased unmercifully all day. Today however it looks like it has all blown over. THANK GOD!

I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE ASK DUMB QUESTIONS!!!! I am so irritated right now!!!!!!!

I hate snow!
First of all to start out this wonderful day, the roads sucked this morning. Ice Ice Baby! Just as I was pulling out from my road some punk-ass high schooler did a complete 360 in the middle of the road. I ended up behind him so the whole ride into Vassar I was gripping the steering wheel in case I needed to do some crazy ass maneuver to avoid this kid, if he spun again. Luckily he didn't. So I was almost a half an hour late to work. I think I'm going to have to start getting up earlier. Stupid weather.

I bought 4 brand new tires today. All in all the tires, getting them balanced and put on and getting a 4-wheel alignment is gonna set me back about $500 bucks. Merry Christmas to me.

Last night I called Matt. He didn't answer. I was irritated. Then today I seen he had called me back, so I was happy. I tried to call him back on my lunch....once again no answer. Phone tag sucks!

Michigan weather sucks!!
Yesterday it was almost 70 degrees and now its like 32 degrees and snowing. Not snowing a lot but enough to piss me off. I hate cold weather. I didn't get gas this weekend when it was warm, so I had to stand out in the freezing cold and pump gas. I HATE MICHIGAN

Sunday is a day of procrastination for me.
I was going to work on my research paper and then clean my room. Didn't happen. I got engrossed in football. I'm weird. I felt like a guy today watching the football games. I even had the picture in picture enabled so I could watch Indy and Buffalo and watch the Lions and the Vikings at the same time. So much for getting anything done this weekend. I watched football all day yesterday also. By the way GO BLUE! Michigan defeated Ohio State yesterday to earn a spot in the Rose Bowl.

In other news I am stubborn. So I haven't talked to Matt since Thursday. I thought maybe he would call me this weekend, but I was mistaken. Of course I could call him, but I'm stubborn, I won't call him, so I will just wait until Wednesday when I see him. I don't know what it is but he makes me nervous. Its weird.

I am in a damn good mood today. Just thought y'all would want to know that.

So I am sitting here at work....completely bored to death. Trish, Lori, and Karen are all at lunch, which leaves me to man the fort alone. This is not difficult, but I am alone and there is NOTHING to do. I should have brought my Chemistry in so I could study for my test, but I didn't. I also am going out tonight, I should be looking forward to it, but I'm tired and I still haven't unpacked yet, so I'd much rather go home and unpack and sleep, but that is not going to happen. It should be worth it anyway.

I bought the new Britney Spears CD. I'm not sure how much I like it. There is a song on there about an interesting topic. It's called "Touch of My Hand." The title alone should give you a clue of what its about.

I miss Georgia!!
I thought things were going to suck really bad when I came back to work, but Trish and I are getting along just fine again. Its a lot better than it was before I left. I'm still really tired. I have to clean my room, unpack, and do laundry. Plus study for my chemistry test. Fun night tonight!

I am so tired!
I should have went to bed right when I got home. I am dragging ass today. I never did get my English assignment done either. Oh well there's always tonight. The Bachelor is on tonight, based on everything I've heard today, I'm pretty sure Estella is going to win Bachelor Bob's heart. I'm rooting for Kelly Jo, but I just don't think she will win.

So right now it is 10:44 pm....my English assignment is due at 12:00am and I haven't even started it yet. I have to read a chapter and post on my class site what I think of it. Instead of doing that, I've decided to post here, because I haven't posted in a week! Anyway, I returned yesterday from the lovely state of Georgia. When I arrived home I realized how much I really dislike Michigan. First of all I was stuck behind a dumpy old car with a dead deer on the back of it (welcome to hunting season) going 35 miles and hour. Then after I passed that car, I was stuck behind a farm vehicle going even slower. This must have been my welcome back to the country life. I hadn't even been home an hour, and I was ready to leave again! I had such a great time, I didn't want to leave. Now I miss Katie and Heidi!!!

So in other news, I have what may be considered a date on Thursday. I myself do not classify meeting someone at a bar for a beer as a date, but whatever. This was all set up because I got wasted on Saturday night (not as wasted as Heidi) and made a drunken phone call to a guy that I have somewhat liked on and off for about a year. See this is not normal for me. First of all I never call guys. I make them call me and then I don't answer, I think because I'm afraid of losing my singlehood. Second of all, he is a niceguy. He isn't an asshole, which is what I am used to dating. For some reason I am attracted to guys that treat me like shit. Don't ask me why, it is just the way I am, I can't explain it, I think it might be a genetic defect or something. It must be hereditary though, because my mom likes assholes also. Come to think of it, my grandfather used to treat my grandmother like shit. It must be a never ending cycle. So hopefully this little meeting is successful. Wish me luck!

Happy 11/11 Day!!
Eleven is my favorite number, so November 11 is my FAVORITE DAY!! I always say that I am going to plan to have a child on November 11th 2011 at 11:11am....that gives me 8 years to find a boyfriend, make him marry me and have children!

I want to work at Hooters
If I lose enough weight on this diet, I think I want to work there, because those girls get some damn good tips!! I went there last night with the gang, and the guys left our waitress a $18 tip. It was basically because we all felt sorry for her. It was her second day as a Hooters girl and she was dumber than a box of rocks. She might have been the stupidest person I have ever met. Enough about that. I interviewed at the Bavarian Inn Lodge for a waitressing job. I pray every single night that I will find a different job. Either that or I'm not coming back from Atlanta....LOL. Wouldn't that be nice.
I'm feeling pretty guilty because I skipped class Thursday night to go to a Nickelback concert. I feel especially guilty because I'm not going to be there this Thursday either because I'll be in Atlanta. I have some stuff due for my research paper tonight, that I haven't even started yet. I have to start packing, my room is a complete disaster area--there are clothes all over the floor and I don't know what is clean or what is dirty, and my car is in desperate need of being cleaned out. Looks like my Saturday afternoon is shot!!

So I realized today....
That I picked a great week to go to Atlanta. Next week is opening day for deer hunting, so there won't be any one around here anyway. I'm a genius!!

I need to get out of here!!!!!
I really don't like my job right now. I am currently on the search for a new one. Joni is trying to get me into the Bavarian Inn as a waitress. I would make mucho money there so I'm hoping it will happen. I can't handle being here with "The Bitch." I really should have known that this would happen and I never should have left my job at the insurance company....but I can't change that so I shouldn't dwell on it.

In better news, I have only 8 days til I leave for Atlanta. The countdown has begun. I found my 4 free drink tickets for the plane, so I plan on feeling pretty good when I get off the plane!! Hopefully this won't cause me to get lost at the airport. I don't think a drunk Shelley and a HUGE airport will mix together well. It could spell disaster.

So there I was thinking I had won 50 bucks......
I was sadly mistaken. Supposedly another chick named Shelley won the football board not me. It is still under investigation though. The dealership that runs the football board happens to be the one where my ex works and his friend runs it. I think John is trying to pull on on me.....STUPID JERK!!

Bonus!!
I finally won the football board this week. It's a gambling thing we do based on all the games that week. You pick a team for each game. The person with the least losses wins. I WON. I'm the only girl that plays so I like rubbing it in the guys' faces!
This also means more money for my trip fund......whoo hoo!!

Went to the movies tonight....
Seen Texas Chainsaw Massacre. It scared the shit out of Ronda and I. It was pretty stupid, but still very scary. I wish we would have seen Mystic River instead. Oh well, there's always next time.

I HATE MY JOB
I don't want to be here anymore, EVER AGAIN!

So here I am finally updating this thing....
So I went to Cedar Point last weekend. It was an interesting trip. It was 3 couples; Jeff & Ronda, Kari & Brandon (these 2 couples are the married ones) and Amy & Chad (the engaged ones). Then the "singles" myself, Mike, Will and Matt. The ride down was fun yet irritating. All the way down the 3 guys kept insisiting I share a hotel room with them......PROBABLY NOT was what I was thinking. To make things worse it was Sweetest Day. That stupid holiday irritates me. When we finally made it through all the traffic and into the park, we decided the Raptor was the first ride we would get on. After waiting in line for almost an hour and a half, the damn thing broke down. So then everyone decided to ride the Power Tower. Now I am deathly afraid of heights, riding that ride would prove to be stupid on my part. One thing I learned, NEVER EVER close your eyes....it will just make you feel sick. So after that I was ruined for the day. I rode one more big rollercoaster--The Magnum, and then I was pretty much done for the day. There isn't anything really more exciting to tell about, except the fact the dumbass guys wouldn't let me sleep on the way home the next day. Everytime I would start falling asleep I would either get a pop bottle thrown at me or my phone alerted.

On Sunday I went with Trish to the CMT Most Wanted Live Tour, with Rascal Flatts, Chris Cagle and Brian McComas. We were in the 21st row so our seats were awesome. Let me tell you Chris Cagle is freaking hott!!! He resembles Tim McGraw somewhat, and he can move. I have this thing with tall dark and handsome men.....they make me MELT (lol that's a Rascal Flatts song) Rascal Flatts was pretty good. The best part of their show was the cover's of some old Boston songs, Free Ride and Long Time. All in all it was a decent concert, it was worth the $35 I paid for my ticket.

In other news, I dropped my Algebra class this week. I couldn't handle Chemistry, English, Algebra and a full time job all at one time. One of them had to go, too bad I couldn't quit my job, because right now I hate it!! Trish and I got into a little spat at work on Tuesday. Things are a little better, but I still would like a different job. I'm working on it so keep your fingers crossed for me!

I've been pretty busy this week!! I'll fill y'all in on my Cedar Point trip and this week's drama at work later tonight.

Pet Peeve of the Day
I hate it when someone calls for one of our salesman, for example some guy just called for Greg. I transferred it to his phone and paged him. 50 seconds later the phone rang back because Greg didn't get the call. I asked the caller if he wanted to be transferred to voice mail and he said no. Then he proceeded to give me his name and number to give to Greg. Now wouldn't have been easier to just give that information on voicemail!!!! It would sure help me out. But no I don't mind running around finding dumbass salesman who don't answer their phones.

It is freakin cold here!
It better warm up by tomorrow because I'm going to Cedar Point. I have that sick feeling in my stomach, just thinking about riding the rollercoasters. I looked at the picture of Top Thrill Dragster on the Cedar Point website and I thought I was going to get sick. I'm a wuss, I'll admit it.

In other news we might have some extra guests traveling to Ohio with us. Noelle is possibly joining us. Don't get me wrong I really don't have a problem with her, but we both were kind of involved with the same guy for a period of time, and that guy happens to be going on the trip also. It just makes for a uncomfortable situation. I'm sure everthing will be fine, I just get irritated when a trip is planned and we have the rooms and vehicle situations all set and then more people decide to come!

I'm addicted to sugar
I started the Atkins diet today......and I have a huge headache. It has to be from sugar withdrawls. I can only eat meat, cheese, eggs, and some veggies. During the first 2 weeks I am not supposed to exceed 20 carbs a day. I know a lot of people who have lost weight on this diet (including my girl Heather) so I hope it works.

Does anyone know where Ludacris lives?
Heather and I are on a mission. When we visit Atlanta next month, we want to find Ludacris's house. Maybe he'll give us some Chicken & Beer.......

Bad Day...Continued
I was cashing out at work at the end of the day. I was counting the money, and guess what happens?? I knocked the drawer off my desk and sent pennies, nickels, dimes, and quarters scattering across the floor. It was a bitch picking them all up!

Today Sucks!
First of all, I skipped my Algebra class for the second Wednesday in row. Then I get to work and my boss Steven is being a total jackass. The highlight of my day has been Will calling me at work. He wants to hook up with my friend Heidi bad. I think he met her for about a total of 10 minutes if that. Poor guy, first of all she doesn't like him and second of all, I would never hook him up with one of my friends!

Lesson of the Day
Don't trust just anybody. If you do, you will just get stabbed in the back. If you don't want someone to know something you have said about them, just keep your mouth shut. I learned that today.
Can someone help me get the knife out of my back?

I have a headache from hell!
I have to work til 8 tonight and my head is killing me. 5 more hours to go. I hope I make it.

I am so evil!
And probably so busted! So Friday night Kari and I accomplished the goal of filling Ronda & Jeff's house with packing peanuts. We filled both showers, all the sinks, the washing machine, and even Jeff's truck. It was great! The best part though, was the fact I filled her ice bucket with them too. So in a few weeks, when she decides to get it out and use it, she'll be pissed that they are in there! I'm pretty sure I covered my ass pretty well. Both Jeff and Ronda had a long list of suspects, and I wasn't included on it. The only problem is that Matt, Mike, and Will all know I was in on it. One of them has already threatened to spill the beans on me, so who knows, he might have already told them and they are probably planning retalliation right at this moment. Great, now I'll have to be watching my back. They are probably already planning some kind of stunt to pull on me while we are at Cedar Point. I'm already a little worried about the sleeping arrangements as it is. 3 couples are going and then the "singles" myself, Mike and Will. I don't want the floor, but under no circumstances do I want to share a bed with one of those guys. I'll cross that bridge when I get to it.

Another one bites the dust!
I'm depressed. For the 3rd week in a row Elliott crashed again! I can't handle much more of this. He's got to win some time eventually. It better be soon. Bad luck is supposed to happen in threes, so hopefully he'll have better luck next weekend in Martinsville.

Morning News
This is Vulcan Country!

GO VASSAR
We beat Frankenmuth tonight!! We are now in the playoffs for the first time in a long long time. I'm so proud of those mighty Vulcans!!

Change of plans!
So there I was planning to go to the game, when something better came up. See my best friend Ronda just got married to her husband Jeff a few months ago and tonight we are throwing a surprise housewarming party for them. My job is wreak havoc on the house. Kari and I are taking loads of packing peanuts over and placing them in various places throughout the house. Ronda's probably going to kill me, but it will be well worth it. She'll be cleaning those damn things up forever!

I've decided that I'm....
going to the big game. Gotta support the hometown team! Go Vulcans!

What to do, what to do...
I'm not sure what I should do tonight. Should I go to the Vassar vs Frankenmuth game, should I go shopping, or should I go home and do homework????? Why I am always so undecided????

So my main man Elliott Sadler qualified 7th for the UAW GM 500 tomarrow night in Charlotte. I should be there right now, but I have these 2 things called school and work....and lack of funds that kept me home. So I'll be watching the race at the bar tomorrow night. So y'all need to root for my Virginia boy!

So here I am and its 12am
I should be sleeping, but no I'm taking a break from studying chemistry. Yes, chemistry. Today we learned about the spfd orbitals. That is some tough shit.....my brain hurts. I never thought I would ever say this but, I am so thankful I had Mr. Carnes in high school. Without him I wouldn't have had the slightest clue tonight what the hell was going on in class so, Thank You Mr. Carnes.

While I was studying I had a little problem. Right now here in Michigan, we have this Indian Summer going on. Yeah, its great that its so warm and nice out, but it causes one small problem. LADYBUGS!!!! I hate ladybugs! During my late night study session, I noticed one flying around on my light. I killed the damn thing, at least I think I did, but now I can't find it!!! There goes my goodnight sleep down the drain.

I am seriously stressed out!!
I have a paper due Saturday that I don't have done, chemistry to do, math to do and I have to work all day!! I don't know what I was thinking trying to work full time and go to school full time.......and I'm really really tired!

Sometimes I wonder to myself....why do I have to work. I would much rather be at home, sleeping right now, but no, I have to work for a living!

I'm new to this stuff but I'm gonna give it a try!