I love reading the Power Rankings that come out on Tuesday's at 11am on nascar.com.
Some of my favorites from today:

• Here is what happens every week, in case you don't watch NASCAR: Ryan gets the pole. Kasey gets the girl. Biffle gets the win. Dale Jr. gets the post race interview.

• Did you see where Tom Cruise got doused with water from the fake microphone? We'd like to see someone try that with Tony Stewart. After they did it, they'd get their name in the obits.

• We actually got this email last week. Here it is, unedited:
  "Tell Dale, Jr. to get some of that old time medicine they used to use for reoccurring boil and put it on that "zit" that keeps coming back on his chin. Then tell him to wash his face good and use Strident Medicated Pads to get all the grease and oil out of his skin. It has caused an ingrown hair to get infected and he needs to get the core out of that spot on his chin. The name of the medicine is "Ichthammol Ointment 20% by Goldline. It is over the counter medicine. His daddy used to constantly tell him about the way he wore his caps - he finally listen and wears his sponsor's stuff now and properly. That place on his chin does not look good on TV. The young on is hard headed as a mule. Tell him to be careful and hold his head up high."